You know when someone tells a joke and then the moment after is awkwardly long and silent?

That's how I feel about my last post. Generally, you don't want to make jokes about tragic death and then follow it up with nothing. Which is what I did. Sorry about that. I'll try to be better about updating, all none of you.

In other news, I would have totally posted this had I not been so busy at work (NGthPTH - I think that's how you spell a snort), but the funny people who are employed with Jimmy Fallon beat me to it (and also read Huffington Post's comedy page).

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Ohio Man Busted for Riding Motorized Barstool Drunk, a phrase I think is actually redundant. Is there any other circumstance under which to drive a motorized barstool?