Thursday, November 20, 2008

With all the animals Sarah Palin has proudly shot from a helicopter...

...I'm a little let down that she didn't make this calendar of decked out, fur-covered female conservative columnists.

The Clare Booth Luce Society, to which I will not link, because I have serious problems with fur, let alone conservative commentators wearing fur, has released a calendar "celebrating smart, conservative women role models...with flair."

There are so many problems with this that I can't even concentrate enough on it because of a slight hangover. But maybe that's the reason I think Ann Coulter made out the best out of this crew. Some of them just look really uncomfortable.

Susan Phalen: "Do I stroke it? Do you want me to stroke it? I consider that deviant behavior. I told you that accepting homosexuality in this country would lead to bestiality...Can I keep this?"

Ick. Though why would they leave out Monica Crowley? I actually like her. And how would a calendar of 12 dudes sell? Twelve conservative men...with flair!

Joe Scarborough, Tucker Carlson, Pat Buchanan...rowr...

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Blogger shempmcgurk said...

Do you eat meat, Jamie?

6:53 PM  
Blogger janda said...

I think you meant to thank Sarah Palin for saving the caribou. You remember the caribou? Those critters whose preservation the enlightened such as yourself say is the reason for not expanding drilling in ANWR.

9:01 PM  

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